- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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