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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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