Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Ron Paul for President!

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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What's big and white?

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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