A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Romans rights.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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