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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Women's rights.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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