- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Your mom.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Women's rights.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

i dont like chris

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

whats worse than school? Summer school

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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