- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

why was the man sad? his wife died

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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