tims sty:)

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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