- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

whats a willy? -brock

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

You're welcome!

I pooped.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

whats the best thing about polio...death

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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