- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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