How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Homosexuals are gay.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

my gramma died

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Nicolas Cage

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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