your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

troll----> hahaha---->

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

You idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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