Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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girls lacrosse

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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