Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Tunechi

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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