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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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