- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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