Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Womens rights !

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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She said no

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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