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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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