Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

gay marriage.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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