- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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