I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Your biggest fan.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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