We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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racism...deal with it!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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<=3 penis

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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