- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

roses are red. violets are violet...

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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