What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Canadians

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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