What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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