- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Pineapple.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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