- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Why did the dog eat poop?

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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