What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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