What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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