A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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