- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

I pooped.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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