What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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split your ass cheek

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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The person below me is weird.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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