- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

you know whats funny... nothing.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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