how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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