- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Faithful men.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Ask me if im a tree? No

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

a jew walks out of a furnace

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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