- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

whats a willy? -brock

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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