- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Rigo your a stupid ass

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

you know whats funny... nothing.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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