- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Justin Bieber got laid

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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