A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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