- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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