- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

Bob dole

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

I told you it would happen

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Xzibit

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

Joke.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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