A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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black people

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Dylan is a person

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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banana

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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