- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

I am a joke. I am funny.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

oh no, i've lost my tractor

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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