- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Bob dole

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

Xzibit

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

I told you it would happen

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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