- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

knock knock Labrinth come in

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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