Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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