What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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