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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Jimmy Saville

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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