- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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