What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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GINGER PEOPLE

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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