What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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