Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Women.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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How come grilled cheese?

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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