What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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