- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

i am and me is i

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Your time.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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