- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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