What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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kcuf read it backwards

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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