- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Women's Rights.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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