- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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