Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Justin Bieber got laid

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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