What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Cripples are lame.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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