- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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