what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

I ponder

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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