What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What black and has children A black man

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

A woman walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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