Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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