- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

more like nig!

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

say cheese

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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