- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Whats 2+1? 2.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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