What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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