The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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say cheese

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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