What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Chuck Norris.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Canada AYY

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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Anti Joke

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