Flop dog

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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