What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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This joke is funny

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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women's rights

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