Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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