- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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