First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Welcome to die!

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Jimmy Saville

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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