Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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