if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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