How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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