- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Black People.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

more like nig!

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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