What did the peanut say to the jelly

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out of your comfort zone

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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purple pickles

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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