- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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