A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Canada AYY

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Christians pornstars.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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A black man comes home from work.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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