- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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