Women's Rights.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Black people

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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ass.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Kathy Griffin.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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