Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Barack Obama

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Anti Joke

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