Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

A young baby died.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

A white person at Harvard

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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