What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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book 'em danno

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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This joke is funny

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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