- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

A young baby died.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

A white person at Harvard

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