Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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