You're welcome!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Anti Joke

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