you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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boobs.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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racism...deal with it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Dylan is gay

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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