A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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