Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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David Silberberg is gay

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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