- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

knock knock how there me ok come in

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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