What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Hey Shea

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Jacob Edwards has friends

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

She said no

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

fruit salad?

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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