- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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