- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

bees knees

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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