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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Knock Knock opens the door

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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knock knock Labrinth come in

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Knock Knock *opens the door*

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock opens the door