Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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