What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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The person below me is weird.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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I just found out i have cancer.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Canada AYY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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