- Anti Joke

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.