- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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