What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Kathy Griffin.

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Black people

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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